Slim Bob Jillies

A way to describe something if it’s clean or looks good

“Yeah man, you rockin’ the slim bob jillies tonight.”
“Throw the slim bob jillies on tonight.”

by Rico Rambe August 3, 2021

Slim

pretty and hardworking with a sweet heart but could get mean dont try her

slim is soo fine

by Jole B. November 23, 2021

Slim Jim

Some donny who shits on lil A’s carpet and he’s a skinny gypsy charva

Slim Jim is in on the ride
So you know it’s gonna be a shitting

by uk gangs 🇬🇧 March 7, 2021

Indiana slim Jim

the act of burping slim jim breath into someone else’s water bottle during a road trip

“Bro yo stank ass breath ruined my water bottle. You know how many wash cycles it’s been through and it *still* smells that bad?”
Ah yes the ol’ Indiana slim jim

by iouwu February 7, 2023

slim penciling

its when you are rubbing your flaccid dick on people

The was a dude slim penciling on the dance floor.

by DudeISpeakIbionics March 5, 2021

the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

do not argue with stupid, retargerous, naive people, or someone who is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.

by Sexydimma December 17, 2014

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023