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Luke

Shittiest person you'll ever meet. They're both really dumb, and super bitchy, meaning that they think they know everything but when told they're wrong, get upset about it.
God why the fuck does Luke act like such a bitch all the time
by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 17, 2020
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A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse
Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter
by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019
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He'll break your heart over and over again, so don't be fooled. If you ever find yourself dating a Luke, ask yourself the following questions. 1) Is it worth it? 2) Do I really want to risk a broken heart? 3) WHY IN GODS NAME AM I DATING A BOY NAMED LUKE?!?!?!?
Horse Girl 1: Did you hear that Luke broke up with Jacklyn AGAIN?!
Horse Girl 2: Of course he did, hes a Luke
by SIMPsquirrelsinmypants March 1, 2020
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A absolute sex god that you can beat your meat so fucking hard that your leg will be num and can make girls squirt without trying. A happy lad with a huge dick
Logan and Luke are sooo good in bed
by Loganluke November 14, 2017
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Comes from Latin toot meaninglight” he is awesome!
Luke is my light in the darkness!😍
by The know it all!! June 19, 2018
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A dude that looks like Post Malone. He often exaggerates the truth but never lies, he doesn't care enough to.
Person A: "Luke is a chill guy."

Person B: "Who's Luke?"
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