Dusty Mustang

The times where old men still get it up high enough to do their wives olden style.

Old woman: Happy Birthday Herbet!
Old man: Thank you deary
Old woman: I think this calls for a special night tonight...
Old man: Just you wait sugar pie, I'm gonna bust out the ol' Dusty Mustang on you.

by Dick Riculous March 01, 2011

dusty throat

when a dry particle tickles your throat

ah man sorry i coughed during the wedding ceremony I had a dusty throat ! #myb

by meg bbbb September 21, 2017

Dusty Peeker

When you use a kaleidoscope to look up a grandma’s snatch. Fun for you but especially her.

Dude I gave Scott’s grandma a dusty peeker last night it was so hot!

by Poonaners July 21, 2019

dusty baker

A bowl that's been cashed.

That pipe is dusty baker. Want to pack a fresh one?

by No One To The Max July 21, 2010

Dusty Hussey

A very disgusting, cavernous vagina, hasn't been used in years, out of shape. Sometimes called a "beef curtain".

"Wow, Jennifer's got a dusty hussey!"

by TheRustySheriffsBadge June 01, 2012

Dusty Palmer

After a blow job, gently palming a handful of flour behind your back. After reaching climax then swiftly throwing the flour into the face of your lover.

"wow man, did you see steph?! it looks like she just saw a ghost!"

"no daren, james just gave her a dusty palmer."

by guy peter April 25, 2009

Pulling a Dusty

Combining an over-reliance on underproductive old men with a near supernatural ability to ruin, hurt, or destroy the young and talented. While generally a baseball term pertaining to how baseball manager Dusty Baker ruined the Chicago National League Ballclub, it can be easily used across all business settings.

Often used in conjunction with Pulling a Hendry.

Falling in love with Neifi Perez and pitching Kerry Wood into the morgue is the original example of "pulling a Dusty."

by s.m.j.r. July 18, 2006