Still Looking Jail Bait 28

The thematic title to a particular person(s) 28th Birthday Party. Similar to when an individual reaches the age of 30, that occasion being dubbed "Dirty 30", this is for those individuals celebrating their 28th birthday, ESPECIALLY should they possess the character and aesthetics as a late-teen or early-twenty-something.

Hey dude, I heard it's your birthday.

Yeaah.

How old are you now?

28.

Nooo waaay, it's your Still Looking Jail Bait 28.

Yeaah.

Two mores years to the Dirty 30.

Yeaah (Le sad).

by Leo Pindar October 26, 2011

September 28/ National Woahz Day

September 28th is National Woahz day

hey guys you wanna hang out next September 28/ National Woahz Day

by Woahz June 1, 2021

February 28 National holding hands day

Hold hands with the person you love!!

Gf : why are we holding hands?
Bf: It’s February 28 National holding hands day

by Champonion February 26, 2020

September 28 National grab tit day

National grab tit day is when you grab your buddies tits

Hey it’s September 28 national grab tit day

by vdeaDreamv September 28, 2021

how many months have 28 days

you are that bored wow you need a life but its all of them bro think

you- how many months have 28 days

me-wow your alone if your asking a site to answer you

by hey how are you November 6, 2020

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50

You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.

Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!

by KeindlyGamer123 October 8, 2019

So 28

When someone of an age that would imply they had some level of maturity, (ex. 25 and up) says/does something completely juvenile.

Someone out of college age who should have their lives together but doesn't, that critisizes others of a younger age (18-23ish) for being immature or "highschool-ish", when THEY are the one whose life is going nowhere.

Brought on by the stupid childlike behavior of people who should be mature adults, yet choose to act like idiots. Used mostly in South Texas.

I know Mark is 26 years old, but he is such a little kid. Mark would be considered, 'so 28'.

by Brynnaa July 24, 2008