spez ed

spaz spack iddiot bastard get da fuk away freak

get lost ya spez ed

by emz September 10, 2003

Ed kash

Man with the biggest shlong but sometimes can be sus.

oi stop being a ed kash u gay pull up ur pants

by iloveedkash February 21, 2021

ed caves

Absolute toxic cuck who is ginger and lost his virginity to a pigeon

Did he do an Ed Caves

by TherealHxdge February 26, 2019

Abby-ed

When you claim to be working from home but do almost absolutely anything to skive off from doing any actual paid work; feel guilty about it, but continue to seek social affirmation rather than simply start working.

"Oh bo! I Abby-ed soo hard yesterday that ended up organizing and itemizing my nick-knack and lose cable draw."

by The Observant Interloper July 31, 2023

ASCII-ed

Sued by the ASCII Rightholders for using their encoding

"Oh man I sure loved your Word Document last night"
"I got ASCII-ed because of posting it online"
"Oh maaaaan"

by theniceboy March 28, 2021

ed sheeran

a fucking ginger whore

ed sheeran sucks ass

by ultimate swaggster February 7, 2021

mach-ed

To be the victim of a mischief that is provocative yet inspirational.

Example 1:

Person 1: Did you really write that on your facebook profile?
Person 2: Of course he didn't. He wouldn't have spoken these wise words.
Person 1: Ooh. So he's just been mach-ed.

Example 2:

Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of music detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: What do you think? We've been so mach-ed.

by sopalain August 14, 2018