Sad lasagna

Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.

"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna

by Milo Max February 16, 2019

Sad Mutombo

The awkward feeling of being able to feel another mans penis through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the anus during the act of double penetration sex.

Brian and I double team this chick last night. He had a great time, I had a sad Mutombo.

by Angel & Dylan March 30, 2016

sad banana

When your girlfriend gives you a hand job lubricated by her tears.

I gave my girl a ring. She started crying then gave me a Sad Banana.

by Joe Wiggles October 14, 2008

Sad Day

A phrase that is orally announced when things are not going the way that one expected it to be going. The origin of this phrase surfaced somewhere in the southwest Bakersfield, California area.

"Crap! I just broke my brand new drum sticks...sad day!"

Frank: "Wow, Gabe. That song you wrote is gay."
Gabe: "Aw, sad day."

by Gabe Fierro February 13, 2010

March Sadness

if and when your team gets beaten out of the ncaa mens basketball tournament

after the sweet sixteen it was just march sadness for me.

by michael watt April 9, 2009

Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019

Sad farts

When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.

Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn

by skegss125 April 8, 2019