Taint-hoagie

A poop.

Dude, you dog just laid his taint-hoagie on my lawn. Are you gonna clean that crap up?

by SolarNomad December 15, 2008

jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint

Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

by Thready Sparrow June 3, 2010

cat's taint

the skin between the balls and butthole on a cat.

Yo bro, look at that cat's taint! woah thats some meaty skin, I'd eat that!

by Tyrannous aunt June 6, 2019

Taint-Slide

The act of rubbing ones gouch.

When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.

by MisBehav3n July 19, 2011

taint sauce

when something is annoying, worse than weak sauce and smells like taint.

why are you always late to work u fucking taint sauce...

by JayFon August 16, 2011

funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

by Bernard p December 9, 2007

Paint the Taint

The act of a man pulling his cock out just before orgasm and ejaculating on a woman's crotch, coating it from pussy to ass.

Just as I was about to cum I felt the need to paint the taint so I pulled out and sprayed her crotch with a ferocity and volume I have never known before.

by Kip Derringer February 25, 2019