I Hate you!

Usually stated by a female to a male when you did or said something funny about her.Don't take this personally, she is being sarcastic.

Boy- Your hair looks like noodles.
Girl- I Hate you!

by BlaizeGSpartans November 29, 2018

I love you

One of the most told lies of all time.

I love you...

LIAR

by caligaliforyouuu November 20, 2011

fuck you doin'?

Popular song quote from the song "What U' Doin" by Big Sean; meaning "what are you doing?".

hey what are you doing?

chillin with a niggas nigga, and a couple cool bitchez. fuck you doin'? bullshittin

by Hatnin_5 August 2, 2010

you got 'er

Canadianism, short for "you've got her." In this case, the "her" often refers to a specific goal, particularly following a menial task.

Just give that beer cap a good twist and you got 'er.

by Tom Megginson October 17, 2005

I see you

When you "see" one of your friends flirting with the opposite sex, and sometimes the same sex.

Some of the times he/she may not even be flirting but in the situation you want to make shit awkward you may still "see" them.

(Person A walks up to person B and person C and sees them talking"

Person A: I see you!

Person B: Damn, he caught me...
Person C: Why does he see us?

by Sterling Luckey November 10, 2009

and then you woke up

A way of saying you're dreaming

This hella nasty dude said he wanted to go out with me. I said back "And then you woke up."

by adrianna June 22, 2004

straight off you

Straight off you could mean a person doesn't fuck with you or talk to you anymore for something you did or for an action you did online or in person

I'm straight off you, you been hoeing around too much!

by Vic2Bic April 27, 2017