by Rexinator March 5, 2010

by ADMINBRO May 23, 2021

when the man gets a stiff one while sitting up then pulls his knees into his chest, hold his feet with his hands so the bottoms of his feet touch each other and the top of his feet face the opposite direction from each other, thus resembling a lotus. The women does the same so she fits on top of the man. Then the man spread lube all over his chest then they both lean back and the man puts his hands on the women and proceeds to thrust her up and down his cock.
"Dude why didn't you call me back last night!?"
"Oh sorry dude I was doing the dirty lotus with my girlfriend last night!" "She was screaming so loud all whole night, then my landlord came by this morning and gave me a high five."
"Oh sorry dude I was doing the dirty lotus with my girlfriend last night!" "She was screaming so loud all whole night, then my landlord came by this morning and gave me a high five."
by Jack Joff February 19, 2010

1. Reverse titty-fucking, esp. with a physically handicapped recipient.
2. The sexual act involving the thrusting of a penis between breasts from the wrong - or reverse - side (with the haunches positioned near or on the recipient's face).
3. Sexual intercourse involving at least one physically handicapped partner, specifically upon the insertion of the penis into cleavage from an uncommon direction.
2. The sexual act involving the thrusting of a penis between breasts from the wrong - or reverse - side (with the haunches positioned near or on the recipient's face).
3. Sexual intercourse involving at least one physically handicapped partner, specifically upon the insertion of the penis into cleavage from an uncommon direction.
1. Your sister pissed me off, so I gave her some "E" at the party. Later I gave her a Dirty Munoz in your parents' room and I think she liked it.
2. "Hey John, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Dirty Munoz."
3. "Why don't we try something new, Clarice," Bruce insisted before giving his wife a Dirty Munoz.
2. "Hey John, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Dirty Munoz."
3. "Why don't we try something new, Clarice," Bruce insisted before giving his wife a Dirty Munoz.
by IComeAnon December 9, 2008

(two doods watching porn)
Guy#1: You see how that DIRTY SKANK knob gobbled the whole shaft and swallowed the entire load of hot slimy juices?
Guy#2: Yes, I do that on a rare occasion myself.
Guy#1: What!?
Guy#2: Just kidding. *winks sexually*
Guy#1: You see how that DIRTY SKANK knob gobbled the whole shaft and swallowed the entire load of hot slimy juices?
Guy#2: Yes, I do that on a rare occasion myself.
Guy#1: What!?
Guy#2: Just kidding. *winks sexually*
by wj barry February 17, 2008

You son of a bitch, Pete. I can't believe you gave me a dirty puppet last night. I'm never gonna get the shit oout from between my toes.
by Mack Buckeye November 4, 2007

by Polish mum August 20, 2019
