the meaning of life

who the fuck knows

Stooge: dude ... (hits blunt) so like ... what's the meaning of life and shit
Blender: who the fuck knows
Stooge: damn, I never thought of it that way

by Mark Rust December 14, 2020

Life

42

Omg 42 is amazing

No life same thing

by Don't smile life sad July 16, 2021

Life

Seemingly endless pain and suffering. What you thought that was bad? Now you have to come to terms with the fact that you are now in a perpetual state of decay, with your mind very slowly degrading as you age, and until the moment your body decides to finnally give up on its self (or you get killed some other way) you have to pay to continue existing!! Hurray!! At least you have an endless black void to go to when you aren't suffering in the waking world- wait, you can suffer there too? Aw shit.

Buddy, you better hope there is a way to crawl back into the womb, cuz you're fucked.

"Urgh, I hate life"
"No! Go out and live it!"
"What's life?"
"Pain"

"JIMMY NO-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Boosting life

When someone is taking something normal and taking it to the Extreme.

When Tommy said he got some new J's and they were some Walmart fall apart Boosting life

by Reality9087 July 14, 2017

Low Life

a person who is very good at a game that it is scary

or spent too much time playing a certain game

Dave is such a Low Life at Call of Duty

by Captain of the Friendzoned January 5, 2021

Uncharted Life

When you have a death wish but it doesn’t succeed

I had an uncharted life i got super depressed

by Ray-Man May 27, 2018

Life Sustaining Seed

That ever so precious male fluid originating in the cum sac. Women desperately crave the contents of this protein rich, love custard. Churning and waiting sweet release deep into that fertile, vaginal womb.

As I thrusted harder and deeper into Erika's warm, wet vaginal cavity, the sensations started to get the best of me. I knew that I had to pull out or risk impregnation; however, just as I was ready to shoot ropes of hot molten jism all over her substantial, 36DD mommy milkers, she grabbed me by the ass and commanded that I deposit that Life Sustaining Seed deep inside her fertile womb. How could I resist her commands...?

by Michael Aruba January 26, 2024