When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Phrase for saying you are satisfied after being fulfilled in any certain way or fulfilling any certain thing.
Person 1: Those valentine's day chocolates were goated! I'm dusted and pooped!
Person 2: Goated indeed!
Person 2: Goated indeed!
by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same
Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021

by Cassidyiam October 5, 2020

The classier version of Shits and Giggles
Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??
by Mako547 September 25, 2019

As soon as you get good and comfortable and ready to have a long gaming session, you are hit with painful poop pains. This usually occurs about halfway through the match or raid.
Dude! Why are you playing so poorly? I'm sorry man, I have just been hit with a mad dose of gamers poop. You must go on without me. This might take a while.
by PoppaSynth October 13, 2016
