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poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”
by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024
mugGet the poop bulgemug.

Dusted and Pooped

Phrase for saying you are satisfied after being fulfilled in any certain way or fulfilling any certain thing.
Person 1: Those valentine's day chocolates were goated! I'm dusted and pooped!
Person 2: Goated indeed!
by kaidrilled December 5, 2022
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Poop off

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same
Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021
mugGet the Poop offmug.

Rat poop eater

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap.
Ew is rat poop coming litteraly hit her

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap
by Cassidyiam October 5, 2020
mugGet the Rat poop eatermug.

poop

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poop buuttt
by anonymous May 19, 2022
mugGet the poopmug.

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles
Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??
by Mako547 September 25, 2019
mugGet the Poops and Chortlesmug.

Gamers poop

As soon as you get good and comfortable and ready to have a long gaming session, you are hit with painful poop pains. This usually occurs about halfway through the match or raid.
Dude! Why are you playing so poorly? I'm sorry man, I have just been hit with a mad dose of gamers poop. You must go on without me. This might take a while.
by PoppaSynth October 13, 2016
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