the dirty lotus

when the man gets a stiff one while sitting up then pulls his knees into his chest, hold his feet with his hands so the bottoms of his feet touch each other and the top of his feet face the opposite direction from each other, thus resembling a lotus. The women does the same so she fits on top of the man. Then the man spread lube all over his chest then they both lean back and the man puts his hands on the women and proceeds to thrust her up and down his cock.

"Dude why didn't you call me back last night!?"

"Oh sorry dude I was doing the dirty lotus with my girlfriend last night!" "She was screaming so loud all whole night, then my landlord came by this morning and gave me a high five."

by Jack Joff February 19, 2010

Dirty Avalanche

when fuckin a bitch outside in the winter ya slip your wang out her twat, dip it in the snow, then surprise her by putting it back in her ass.

steve: "Hey i gave my bitch the dirty avalanche"
joe: "you put it in her ass with some snow on your cock"?
steve: "hell ya.bitch is a dirty slut"

by stoneyinyurass May 15, 2009

Dirty Screwge

A sex act involving intercourse where a woman is suspended from the ceiling by a harness while a man lies on a spinning table. The woman then mounts him while he spins beneath her on the table.
The woman should remain still while the man spins inside of her.

Ken pulled his scrotum while attempting to perform a dirty screwge with Barbie.

by KittyKittyLickLick69 October 16, 2009

The Dirty 30

The result of a dramatic increase in alcohol consumption combined with cafeteria style eating you encounter in First year of University. The Freshman 15 taken to a whole new level.

Trevor- have you seen Maddie lately?
Jordan- the weight gain?
Trevor- she's hit the dirty 30
Jordan- classic

Calum- getting a little husky there bud
John- I know, it's the dirty 30

by DonkeyKong_ May 1, 2010

Dirty Munoz

1. Reverse titty-fucking, esp. with a physically handicapped recipient.
2. The sexual act involving the thrusting of a penis between breasts from the wrong - or reverse - side (with the haunches positioned near or on the recipient's face).
3. Sexual intercourse involving at least one physically handicapped partner, specifically upon the insertion of the penis into cleavage from an uncommon direction.

1. Your sister pissed me off, so I gave her some "E" at the party. Later I gave her a Dirty Munoz in your parents' room and I think she liked it.
2. "Hey John, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Dirty Munoz."
3. "Why don't we try something new, Clarice," Bruce insisted before giving his wife a Dirty Munoz.

by IComeAnon December 9, 2008

dirty skank

1) A girl who is nasty and a slut

2) A tramp

3) A ditchpig

4) A gross rotton whore

(two doods watching porn)

Guy#1: You see how that DIRTY SKANK knob gobbled the whole shaft and swallowed the entire load of hot slimy juices?

Guy#2: Yes, I do that on a rare occasion myself.

Guy#1: What!?

Guy#2: Just kidding. *winks sexually*

by wj barry February 17, 2008

dirty puppet

when one takes of another's sock, shits in said sock, and puts it back on the owner's foot.

You son of a bitch, Pete. I can't believe you gave me a dirty puppet last night. I'm never gonna get the shit oout from between my toes.

by Mack Buckeye November 4, 2007