by mimiyoya<3 March 4, 2022
Get the Eyes mug.Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.
When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.
If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.
If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 4, 2022
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I haven't had any good pelvic slamming in awhile, no wonder I am eye Banging every potential sex partner I see.
by DeSexbot March 5, 2022
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Ey is a rat
by Random |_|$3R May 16, 2021
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Get the brown eye foil mug.The point of view you have if you watch a lot of QVC. You hear about a golden eye or a diamond eye, but you hardly ever hear about a tanzanite eye or an emerald eye.
Dr. Robotnik- Chaos, what is that reflection in your emerald eye? Is that me I see?
The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.
The reflection in his/her tanzanite eye was keeping the QVC folks from getting any rest at night.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
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My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021
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