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King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.
All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!
by LePost James May 10, 2023
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King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.
I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome
by Breath God September 8, 2021
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Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.
Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.
by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024
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