Jump off king

TWERKGUARD IS THE JUMP OFF KING HE HAS BEEN ORDAINED BY UNCLE LUKE, TOO SHORT , AND LIL BOOSIE!! WHEN HE PULLS THE WHISTLE OUT ALL THE HOES COME TO ATTENTION AND PREPARE TO JUMP OFF FOR THE NEW KING HE EARN THE TITLE RIGHTFULLY!!

GIRL THEY BOOKED THE JUMP OFF KING THAT MEAN ITS ABOUT BE A X RATED PARTY!!

by TWERKGUARD January 26, 2022

jack off a titty

playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties

"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"

by rocky69420 April 5, 2022

off your rocket

Someone who meant to say “is off their rocker”, but is bad at idioms.

1: You are off your rocket
2: I think that it’s rocker
1: Right, I’m bad at idioms

by ToastedRavs36 April 8, 2022

Straight off the grid

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.

Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid

by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020

Oy fuck off

Typically used by young American teenagers playing fortnite yelling at their moms

Mom: jimmy I told you not to play with those idiot's

Jimmy: shutup

Mom: don't you fucking dare say that to me!!!!!
Jimmy: OY FUCK OFF!!!!!!

by White DUMBASS November 28, 2020

toast off on a toastie

Leave me alone

Toast off on a toastie friend.

by haha toast in my toaster go br February 19, 2021

Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.

Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?

by Baalo69 March 4, 2021