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Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.
"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.
by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024
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Joe

Me: Don't ask me who Joe is
Friend: Who is Joe?
Me: Joe Mama
by Gainigerfaggit16 October 30, 2019
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Joe

Joey is the nickname for the person who invented the name “Karen.” Joe is an emotionally insecure person who lacks critical thinking skills and lacks emotional intelligence. Joe can be male or female. Joe gets offended at objective feedback and rejects any information that is not homogenized aka “popular”. Joe has poor hygiene practices, has a diet of mostly over-processed food, gets little to any exercise, and is not a life-long learner, but Joe does accept any information disseminated via mainstream media as gospel. Joe feels ego-attacked by Karen because Karen is holistically healthy, usually is correct when she speaks because she does her research, and she knows how to admit personal fallible and how to take personal responsibility ...skills that Joe does not possess.
Joe is ranting about Karen via social media again, because Karen is discussing topics above his IQ and she’s defending humanity for which Joe benefits, while Joe cowers in fear, makes passive-aggressive comments, while secretly feeling inferior and powerless.
by Analytical Perspective September 26, 2020
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Joe

"Joe" is a slang term used to describe someone with significant wealth or financial abundance, often implying an easy or affluent lifestyle.

The phrase "Joe Money" is a shorthand way to reference someone who has a lot of money, highlighting their ability to afford luxuries or handle financial responsibilities with ease.
Don’t worry about the bill—Joe’s got it; he’s loaded.
by shojablitz November 22, 2024
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joe freestyle

Jimmy: I heard you banged Susan last week

Steve: Totally, I went Joe Freestyle

Jimmy: Seriously? She has every STD known to man. Good luck with that
by Bigshooter2015 September 15, 2016
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A Joe Madigan Ceramic

If you are lucky enough to own a Joe Madigan ceramic, you are possibly one of the hardest individuals on the planet. Owning one of these babies means you're a massive baller, and every one of the opposite sex wants to get with you. Basically, you're the fucking man.
Did you hear that Ben bought A Joe Madigan Ceramic?
A pot or mug?
Mug
Damn, that boys got mad drip
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The joe dirty

When someone your hangout with just low key packs there stuff and dips the fuck out!!!!!
Hey guys where did Joe go ?

Reply
Oh I guess he did the joe dirty!
by Shanikssss October 6, 2023
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