Kink eye

When one gets pink eye, or other eye infection, from ass play and ass associated sexual activities.

"I'm never eating her ass again after she gave me kink eye."

by KinkyKiwi420 June 13, 2023

eye gwap

A watery or thin mucous discharge from the eyes. The crust that collects at the corners of your eyes when you sleep.

Look at that huge wad of eye gwap on your dogs eye.

by lagniappe December 17, 2010

Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

Champagne Eyes

The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.

“Farmer John, I’m in love with your daughter- the one with the champagne eyes.”

by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023

Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.

"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

Dark Eyes

A redneck term that refers to sunglasses.

Hey Wayne-O grab my Dark Eyes.

by Yeeterbeeter81 February 6, 2021

Hazel Eyes

Hazel Eyes are one of the most beautiful color of eyes, they shine in the sunlight and glisten in the moonlight. Hazel Eyes are common at birth but are acquired as you get older.

Josh has the most beautiful Hazel Eyes.

by ImJusUnknown November 20, 2023