national fake friends day

a day to post the fake friends in your life

“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”

by stepsisliv August 3, 2021

Friend

A friend is someone who can be relied upon to bring beer around after you've had a long day moving into your new house.

Stella brought her friend Gino a 6 pack of coopers to share with her in celebration of his move into his dream house.

by GT1980 January 11, 2012

Bookmark friend

An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever

Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”

by SkrætáteOfficialGP August 10, 2021

friend

Something you don't have

friend: Hey mike how many friends do you have?
Mike: None, just like the person reading this.

by Sickzer August 13, 2019

A Friend In My Maretime

A person you don't know that well but still call your friend.

i talked to a person yesterday, and now he is A Friend In My Maretime

by EenBakPasta November 25, 2023

friend

someone you use when you have spare time to not get bored

I have a friend, he is very nice to me.

by RamadavaMinecraft September 13, 2017

best friend

A friend is someone who will help you move, a true best. friend is someone who will help move you! True best friends will always be there for you and help you like your brother/sister. A true friend can see your tears pouring while other believe the smile you are faking. yall lit af😎! and gay from time to time but not really gay😭

“hey best friend come here mamas”

by lindsey_baddest March 7, 2020