Friends

Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.

Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

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Friend Inside Me

A music gag/remix made by Toby Fox which came from Randy Newman's Toy Story song "You've got a Friend in me" which is rearranged to make Randy Newman repeatedly sing, "Friend Inside Me".

PERSON 1 Have you seen the new fanmade deltarune chapter?
PERSON 2 I got a friend inside me after watching this.

by djangoman7 May 17, 2025

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Friend da ho

A friend who is also a jerk

“Yea man I know Ric, he’s such a friend da Ho”

by MilitaryMomOf4 May 17, 2022

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Fake friend

Someone who uses you for their own personal gain
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong

A backstabber

Shares your secrets with other people

Never listens

Ignores you until they need you

Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down

Makes excuses for why they can't hang

You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"

Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time

Fake Friend: "But its true this time"

by Annoy mus 1 2 3 December 29, 2018

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