Cat

Fucking hairballs with knives attached to them

"Dude, a fucking cat just scratched me."
"That's because it's a hairball with knives attached to it."

by A Fucking Cat Person November 16, 2018

Cat

The most amazing creature in the world that most definitely does NOT want to kill you. They can also give you a disease that makes you love them from your poop. Look it up.

Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington

Kitten

Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.

This is an amazing cat

by Ems Art YouTube June 08, 2020

cat

a animal that can be used as a pet

oh wow look at that CAT. I would like to get a CAT.

by Beluganotknownbyme February 27, 2023

cat

a pussy

lemme hit some of that cat

by the rizzler 528467 January 04, 2023

Cat

A cat is basically another way of saying an undie (Undercover police) or feds (police)

LK: Rahtid what happened dto MK?
L8: He got caught by a cat man. There were bare of them round ends last week still
LK: Sn His own mandem set him up innih?
L8: Yeah man.

by official_k16 November 25, 2018

cat

demonic gremlins that go: MOWWWWW MEOW MOW MEOW MEW MOWWWW

Me: Omg look it’s a kitty cat!!
Cat: MEOWWWWW RAWRRRRR MOW MOW RAWR MEW MOWW MOW MEOW MEWWW MEW RAAAA

by Hiidef August 17, 2022

Cat

The most precious things on earth. More family than friend. Cats reign supreme. Is either very angelic or a little twit that goes out the whole day and only comes back for treats. If you own cats, you better treat em like the king or queen they are. Work your ass off the serve them. Great for companionship and an asshole when you're trying to sleep.

Cat lover: "cats>dogs"
Dog lover: "ain't that the truth" *becomes cat lover*

by Guest06901 February 20, 2022