life

I have no clue, I have the same question

''My life is a lie''
''Why are you laughing is my life a joke to you?''

by THEREX August 5, 2020

Look at your own life

Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?

Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.

What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

Uncharted Life

When you have a death wish but it doesn’t succeed

I had an uncharted life i got super depressed

by Ray-Man May 27, 2018

VID-LIFE

This time of life we living in! Started in 2019 and has continued throughout 2020 with no sign of ending. Vid is a short way of saying covid-19!

Everything is shutdown because we in the Vid-Life.

The Vid-Life is depressing!

by BLEEK SAVAUGE November 22, 2020

Real life

For toronto manz to use when they agree with something. pretty much like “real shit” but better

man 1: yo shammah i such a goof
man 2: real life bro

man 1: this goof keeps talking all that gaza on the net

man 2: real life bro we finna catch this man lackin at yd shawts said he finna slide tomorrow

by @Nolimitmb23 ig November 27, 2020

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

Flub Life

Living large, both in waist size and stature when around friends or co workers

That cobb lives the straight flub life

by Cracker biz May 6, 2018