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cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".
lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.
by acidaa August 9, 2021
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Cats

Small feline/furry ninja.
They may look cute, but be warned, those claws in their paws are razor sharp. Sharp enough to cut through a blister pack with ease. Sharp enough to dig deep. Sharper than a Samurai sword.
"I was walking down a dark hallway, and suddenly, an outstretched claw swiftly swipes by. I looked again, and saw 2 black cats hiding in the corner."
by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 3, 2022
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mat cat

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat
how much is that mat cat
by big Zebop November 12, 2020
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Brown cat

Brown cat is a sex act where a male has anal sex with a female and she pushes out the feces from her rectum while the man is having anal intercourse with her.
Then the man proceeds to scoop the fecal matter in his hand and smears it on the womans back. She then becomes the brown cat.
Him: Do you wanna do the brown cat with me?

Her: Yeah.
by _123345_ July 26, 2021
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Cat

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or
person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?
by Kaylee14 December 17, 2020
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Cat Pic

Matt got arrested after he jerked off to some Cat Pics.
by Foxtrot22 May 10, 2008
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Cat Ohle

The shortest, gayest person alive. This girl is really annoying and has no friends.
Cat Ohle is so gay!
by No friend April 2, 2020
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