Most beautiful woman in the world. Kind and warm-hearted. Hair like the sun, eyes like the stars in the northern lights and a smile to make the moon jealous. This amazin lady has been through hell and back and will still put all her effort into the things and people she loves. Shes a stubborn yet humble angel from heaven. One of the most hard working women you'll ever meet. Always keep your promises with her and make her smile. She will be your best friend and love of your life so long as you treat her right. Her lack of fucks to give and reckless additude will draw you in wanting more. Her kiss is the sweetest thing youll ever taste along with her soft touch to put your world at ease. She has a lot of love for those who earn it, but no one will ever be loved more than her animals. All it takes to please her are cows, dinosaurs and a nice juicy burger. Take care of your Emmie Joe.
by GrossGreenDino August 1, 2022
Get the Emmie Joemug. The nice mother of joe who's a convicted felon with a criminal record of thirteen different accounts of arson and fourteen different accounts of murder.
by DRIEDDEIDEDEID September 11, 2021
Get the Joe Mamamug. by Adyams December 10, 2020
Get the Joemug. by Masiera May 5, 2018
Get the joe sharonmug. A term used when you have a friend named "Joe" in a meaningless relationship with a small annoying little boy which you desperately want Joe to leave. Even though "Joe" is not in prison, he is in a relationship similar to it.
by freejoeforsummer April 23, 2023
Get the Free Joemug. A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 8, 2019
Get the New Jersey Sloppy Joemug. 