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John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.
by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021
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John stamos

Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called
by Tjoll September 29, 2020
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John Syndrome

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.
You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?

John Syndrome is the downfall of society
by anonymous November 9, 2023
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John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.
The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza
by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022
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Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.
I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.
by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024
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John-John

John-John is a male name

John-John is kind and so soft and likes Suoer Mario and youtube.

He is very kind
John-John is my brother
by SwedishGirlHelloGoodbye February 4, 2018
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conner john

by alphamaleXD December 4, 2020
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