He can easily twerk on to men at the same time he doesn’t care about feeling mens private areas In his butt
John loves to ride till he can’t ride no more
John loves to ride till he can’t ride no more
by Mymameiscockadoo November 22, 2021
Get the John mug.A very odd person with terrible sense of fashion. This person may be book smart but has no common sense what so ever. He can be extremely annoying at times and very much hypocritical. This person often seeks other people’s approval and cares about their opinion. They also have a fear of missing out at all times. They also like to think they are funny but they are more bland than a flavorless rice cake. Overall if a Joel papachan John steps into your life run the other way and don’t hesitate!!!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the joel papachan john mug.John is probably disassociating right now. Slipping in and out of dismal self doubt and a mind void of thought or reason. A small drop of drool escaping the corner of his mouth catches his attention and, for a brief moment, he is aware of himself. Numbly, he checks his email to see if his favorite store has a discount code for something he might find vaguely interesting. Buying and consuming is one of the few ponds of dopamine not yet fully dried up in the barren desert that is his sinking consciousness.
A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.
He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.
“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.
“Hi John, can you hear me?”
A sweet voice coos from the line.
“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.
“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
...
A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.
He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.
“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.
“Hi John, can you hear me?”
A sweet voice coos from the line.
“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.
“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
...
by SomeoneAnyoneJustNotJohn November 22, 2021
Get the John mug.In short, John Jairo is an asshole. At least, initially he is. Once you get past the rough exterior, John Jairo actually cares A LOT. John Jairo has a close circle of friends that is limited to a very few, loyal people. John Jairo usually has some mileage on him, so he puts up a tough guy front to keep the fake people away. John Jairo will act like your insults don’t bother him, but rather, your words are one of his most precious possessions. A loyal friend, a stand up comedian, and knows his way around the kitchen. John Jairo is normally a real jerk at first, but once you get past the crusty bark, you can’t get him away from you.
by Soup and Stewart November 22, 2021
Get the John Jairo mug.GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.
Greatest uncle of all time.
Greatest uncle of all time.
by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021
Get the John mug.John has a smile that makes you go weak at the knees. His ‘come to bed eyes’ will give you wild thoughts. He is charismatic, sexy and covered in tattoos. Tall, dark and handsome would be a perfect description. He always knows what to say to make you smile and will cause butterflies in your stomach whenever he’s near you. He has a big heart and also a big 🍆. He is also unbelievable in the sack.
John walks past and says “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”
Response “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”
Response “Hi!”
by WildThoughtGirl November 22, 2021
Get the John mug.A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.
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