calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.

I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"

by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017

shocker your life

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.

shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!

by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008

i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

SAME! the solution is to commit suicide! go do it!

every one says i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024

life

life is celebrity crush

zendaya is my life

by an0nyme_ January 23, 2022

Shower of life

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard her water breaks and you are doused in amniotic fluid.

Damn baby you’re so close to going into labor I may get a shower of life tonight.

by the_man_of_no_words January 15, 2019

life

from mid english “la’f” meaning life from old english “laþe” meaning save from french “lafer” meaning underworld.

life life life

by rydersacramento July 6, 2024

my life

A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.

“Dude my life sucks ass!”

by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023