by squaredonym September 16, 2022

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.
I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!
by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

A term used by the cryptocurrency community when someone wants to sell, but cannot get a fair exchange rate due to high fees (which fluctuate regularly), called gas in crypto slang. Related to "diamond hands".
"Dude, I'm holding ETH right now and I want to sell 0,5 ETH but these damn gas fees want to charge me 0,2 ETH, no way I'm that crazy."
"Fuck man, gas hands all the way then."
"Fuck man, gas hands all the way then."
by Delenition September 10, 2021

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.
by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

1.) Damn, she's using her Dr. Pepper Hand by laying her finger in her taco!
2.) This guy is awful lonely by sitting in his room, drinking his Dr. Pepper, and then using his Dr. Pepper Hand by flogging his dong.
2.) This guy is awful lonely by sitting in his room, drinking his Dr. Pepper, and then using his Dr. Pepper Hand by flogging his dong.
by Amazonia Linux January 10, 2024

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018
