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Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.
by Constipated women February 15, 2024
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Poop n’ pull

Mastubating while taking a shit
Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull
by Lance Biggerstaff November 6, 2017
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poop

a brown substance from the anus
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop

green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea

nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea

fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper
me: i had a big poop!!!
by pookiesgramma November 4, 2017
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poop-

Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.
You : Oh poop-
Me : What?
You : I messed up on the project.
(It can be used in a conversation)
by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020
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poop

by ur mom 19084 July 27, 2020
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Poop

The thing that looks like chocolate in your older brothers bed room
by Hejdhdhduhd December 31, 2019
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Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".
I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.
by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022
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