national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

National Head day

National head day falls on august 7th you and your partner have to each give each other head. Like wicked good head. Eat that dick eat that pussy

Hey babe today is National head day you know what that means 🤫

by Your moms crib August 2, 2021

National gfs day

The day you tell her how much you appreciate her and post her all over your social media to show everyone she’s yours and yours only

Snapchat story “ she is my ride or die no one else’s I love her so much”
Everyone: “that’s so cute! National gfs day??”

by Kati:) October 4, 2021

National Gyat Day

National Gyat Day is February 4th of every year. This day is used to celebrate all the big booty baddies. If you see someone with a big butt, this is the day to RESPECTFULLY say gyat to them. Enjoy this bootylicious day !

Aliyah:OHHH WAIT IS IT FEBRUARY 4th??
James:yes? why are you so excited?
Aliyah: ITS NATIONAL GYAT DAYYYY

by bootymasterrrrrrrrr January 16, 2024

National POTS Day

October 25, The day made to raise awareness of POTS or Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Also know as Ashley Frick day

Person: “Who's that passed out on the ground?”
Other Person: “Oh it’s just Ashley, she’s fine.”
Person: “How is she fine? She’s laying on the ground!”
Other person: “She just has POTS, we’ll get her some Dr Pepper and everything will be fine.”

National POTS Day

by Carncarnbaby June 18, 2023

national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!

person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!

by bananaman98 April 18, 2019

National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!

Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-

by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021