John Nye

The sexiest human alive at this time. John Nye will do anything to please those he loves and is in a deep and intimate relationship with Lewis Arnold.

Wow is that John Nye!? He is gorgeous!

by SGT_James_Walton May 17, 2021

Curiosity killed the Lil John John

When someone wants to know about another buisness out of curiosity

Yeah i knew someone named icey he was real curious till he found out why Curiosity killed the Lil John John

by Just facts for the mind December 8, 2023

John

Just straight up

John is handsome

by Cess cube November 23, 2021

John

John is gay he likes dick

John likes to suck big dick

by My boy esteban November 20, 2023

Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked

Daddy? Oh you mean Ryan John Samuel

by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024

John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

by one of the other johns January 10, 2022

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016