God's poop

holy shit

Don't you think God's poop is holy?

Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.

by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024

Poop

Something that comes out of you, but there are many variations-~-

Green Goblin
1. It is lumpy, soft and green, its what happens when you eat too much blue ice cream

Normie
2. No pain just slides out and goes

Guillotine

3. This is diarrhea you will be scared when you sleep

That are the og 3 the rest are artificials

Person 1: I have not peed or pooped in the past few days

Person 2: Just go poo

by Afishgato June 6, 2022

Full Poop

A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.

The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.

“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!

by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025

Poop

the thing emma loves the most

-"poop xd"

-"poop?!"
-"yes"

by Poop xd October 22, 2020

poop bitch

someone who plays the game ball drop on their phone

someone who plays ball drop - hey
anyone else - your a poop bitch

by antipoopbitch69 September 26, 2021

poop mange

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.

The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!

by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014

Poop

Something that is brown and long that comes out of your butt.

I pooped today.

by DJ Callie October 10, 2019