I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

A real friend

A real friend will stay with you throughout anything, A N Y T H I N G. A real friend texts first, a real friend cares and a real friend wont leave you no matter what.

i wish i had a real friend they all left and blocked me.

thats her real friend! A real friend! I dont have any.

by adrianayournotsofavorite February 28, 2025

Friends

Something you don’t have

“You have no friends”

by Ur a loner April 28, 2022

friend code

the thing that Nintendo Switch users hate

FUCK FRIEND CODES CAN'T NINTENDO JUST USE USERNAMES

by ceo of sex March 7, 2021

Make Friends

Somethings you cant/wont do

Billy: "I like to make friends."
Teacher:"wrong"

by Me.is.real December 28, 2021

Friend Zone

A term used to stigmatize women for not having reciprocate feelings towards someone who is "into them". It is intended to make females feel bad for not liking someone in a romantic/sexual way.

This girl just left me in the Friend Zone. What a tight ass she is for not being attracted to each and every male human being she knows. And she DARES to think it is fine for us to only be friends? I can't believe I've been nice to her all this time and she isn't even gonna sleep with me.

by HeimdallTheGatekeeper February 11, 2018