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Get the kite man mug.A man is formally or informally given a man card upon reaching the age of 18. Although one can have said card removed by his fellow man, it can also be earned back by doing something extremely manly. Said act should equal twice the amount of man points initially taken when man card ownership was removed, therefore climbing out of negative man points back into positive points.
Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a man card has the ability to win one argument with either his girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as long as their relationship stands.
Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of will and body.
Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed non-manly.
Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.
Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a man card has the ability to win one argument with either his girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as long as their relationship stands.
Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of will and body.
Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed non-manly.
Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.
by Don Mahogany September 22, 2017
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The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and
Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?
Sam:...
Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng
Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!
Sam: yeah dude that mad
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?
Sam:...
Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng
Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!
Sam: yeah dude that mad
by Lucifer666k June 22, 2019
Get the Midnight man mug.Nobody knows who exactly this guy is, but we all know he is a complete freak. You will often see him most nights of the week out at the clubs hitting up the d-floor (next to a mirror). You cant help but to stare at his dancing style which consists of one move. The put your hand up with your index finger erect and shake it around while doing a slight crouch to the floor when a catchy beat comes on. Mirror man. WE SALUTE YOU!
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