GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.
Greatest uncle of all time.
Greatest uncle of all time.
by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021
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Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”
Response “Hi!”
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Response “Hi!”
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John Mikko Is vulnerable but still can take care of you despite all of the thing happens in his life.
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