Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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Jack in the crack

Sum hyna on tiktok saying "Jack in the crack"
by Kash2400BlockHugger December 24, 2023
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Jack King

That guy is such a Jack King, he tries to be white knight and yet gets cucked everyday by his imaginary asian girlfriend.
by Hokassss June 29, 2019
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Jumpy Jacks

Not to be confused with Jumping Jacks, a drinking game in which the player has to take five shots of Jack Daniels and do ten Jumping Jacks in between shots.

Can be played with multiple people as a race
P1: It's my 21st birthday, ass-nose!
P2: Let's go to Skippy's for a good night!
P1: Hell yeah!
(Two hours later)
P2: I'm fucking wrecked after those Jumpy Jacks!
P1: Yeah, my lungs hurt from the Jumpy and my stomach hurts from the Jack.
by GNACK June 25, 2014
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Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.
Who up Jacking Lumber?
by bigboybobo June 25, 2024
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Pursuit Jack

The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.
Bro, I didn’t even get to finish my pursuit jack before the popo pitted me.
by 69degrees October 09, 2022
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jack is sus

jack is sus man
by susmansus June 23, 2022
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