Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!

Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*

by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023

Friend Swooped

When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone

Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone

by The walking liability March 22, 2024

Friend

Someone who will hold your hair up as you throw up in a Fast Food restaurants bathroom

Thanks for you help, your a great friend

by EatTheBones October 22, 2020

national best friend day

november 23th

for example:
you: can we hang out today?
best friend: no, sorry
you: its national best friend day
best friend: okay sure

by Pogboy_55 October 16, 2021

best friend

best friend or best friends are people who will bully you till the brink of crying but you already know that's your guys way of communicating they are the people who would help you hide a dead body they are the people who your mom thinks are bad influence when in reality you are the bad influence they are the people who you can fart or burp in front without shame you can say embarrassing stuff without shame

i farted in front of my best friend

by t.v woman November 20, 2023

national fake friends day

a day to post the fake friends in your life

“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”

by stepsisliv August 3, 2021

National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023