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Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.
"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"
by JRich2009! April 21, 2023
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Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.
"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"
by JRich2009! April 21, 2023
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Fell off the fork

1. (Phrase) meaning something was close to happening but either failed, was discontinued, or naturally dissipated.
Chloe: We talked and things were going well and then it just kind of fell off the fork.

Stephen: Honey, it was never on the fork to begin with.
by srmj17 October 21, 2019
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Oy fuck off

Typically used by young American teenagers playing fortnite yelling at their moms
Mom: jimmy I told you not to play with those idiot's

Jimmy: shutup

Mom: don't you fucking dare say that to me!!!!!
Jimmy: OY FUCK OFF!!!!!!
by White DUMBASS November 28, 2020
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Straight off the grid

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.
Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid
by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020
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Shaking off the anchovy

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Claus! Stop Shaking off the anchovy, kids are in the room!!!"
by InfinityMan October 24, 2020
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Off my chops

A phrase that describes the state of being heavily intoxicated by drugs or alcohol
Garry: Did you enjoy the club last night?
Fintan: I can’t remember man, I took a lot of MD and I was off my chops
by Sexypaolosopranidude November 1, 2020
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