When a person acts or pretends to act like the guy he or she is trying to get with so he or she seems like they have a lot in common with the other person. Like a camouflage defense he or she blends in to surrounding cock.
Girl:I love country. I am a country girl. I love driving Chevys its my favorite truck!
Meets a guy who likes rap and foreign cars.
Girl: Rap music is my shit. I don't listen to anything else. Vw Jetta is my favorite car they are so tiny and cute.
Guy: That girl is a straight cock chameleon.
Meets a guy who likes rap and foreign cars.
Girl: Rap music is my shit. I don't listen to anything else. Vw Jetta is my favorite car they are so tiny and cute.
Guy: That girl is a straight cock chameleon.
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Get the cock-chuggery mug.Normally the cock bearer appears perfectly plain and featureless, but when heated between the legs of a fiery female it becomes apparent that the cock was underestimated. Between the females legs a fiery uncontainable eruption happens. A drawing of the eruption appears in Book I, Chapter 2 of The Ordinary Life, "The Bearer of the cock has been born". Another inscription appears in Book II, Chapter 6, "The Council of Bearers", where an inscription is read by Hansel
Awsh hazg durlatalûm, asz hamg gitbamul, asz hazg dhrakutumûk, agz buhzan-ashi khampatul.
Cock Bearer inscription:
These words, in the Hammoth Speech of Shriek, are physically painful to women, and all other females who hear them. The inscription uses the Pastu Characters (Farsi) because all forms of writing Hansel describes at that time were invented by the men of old age.
Roughly translated, they mean:
"One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them; One cock to bring them all
and in the darkn-puss bind them."
The entire poem reads:
“ Three cocks for the Motherless-queens under the sky,
Seven for the Slut-lords in their halls of breasts,
Nine for Mortal women doomed to fuck,
One for the Dark mistress on her dark puss
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie.
One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them,
One cock to bring them all and in the dark-puss bind them
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie."
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Awsh hazg durlatalûm, asz hamg gitbamul, asz hazg dhrakutumûk, agz buhzan-ashi khampatul.
Cock Bearer inscription:
These words, in the Hammoth Speech of Shriek, are physically painful to women, and all other females who hear them. The inscription uses the Pastu Characters (Farsi) because all forms of writing Hansel describes at that time were invented by the men of old age.
Roughly translated, they mean:
"One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them; One cock to bring them all
and in the darkn-puss bind them."
The entire poem reads:
“ Three cocks for the Motherless-queens under the sky,
Seven for the Slut-lords in their halls of breasts,
Nine for Mortal women doomed to fuck,
One for the Dark mistress on her dark puss
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie.
One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them,
One cock to bring them all and in the dark-puss bind them
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie."
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President Thomas Jefferson first learned of the cock bearers when he read the account that Theodore of what is now modern day Afghanistan had written before marching north to his death and the loss of his cock. When Theodore had cut the breast from Cleopathras chest, it was burning hot, and so Theodore was able to transcribe the inscription about the cock bearers before it faded.
Common day uses:
“Here ye here ye, the cock bearer approaches!”
“Ah, the bearer of the cock has arrived! Let all men have a fuck.”
Common day uses:
“Here ye here ye, the cock bearer approaches!”
“Ah, the bearer of the cock has arrived! Let all men have a fuck.”
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