Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married

Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.

by SkinnyJoint October 07, 2023

Roblox Friends

are what you have when you have no irl friends, they probably don't even care about you either bruh 💀💀💀

Josh: "I don't need real life friends, I have my Roblox Friends"
Shanon: "That's probably why you get no bitches either."

by vincanator_high_voltage May 09, 2022

TV friend

People you see on television so often you come to see them as your friend.

That Mindy had me in stitches last night, that girl is my best TV Friend!

by Cubil April 24, 2014

Ten Tiny Armenian Friends

Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.

"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."

by Knowmatik August 09, 2019

sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.

Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 22, 2024

Positive Friend

The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.

girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."

by thatpositiveperson November 29, 2020

best friend goals

avery & hailey

avery and hailey are best friend goals.

by karen.123_ December 27, 2019