Shoot one off

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.

Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.

by schleepymane April 20, 2016

hot off the truck

Stolen from a cargo truck or manufacturer

Wanna buy a phone. Hot off the truck

by Didnizithatcomin August 20, 2016

off my tree

Absolutely shit faced on drugs or alcohol.

I was off my tree last night.

by Two469 May 14, 2016

jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.

Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.

by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018

back off haters

a sassy chick who wants to be banged

back off haters ! gosh

by my bag hater February 9, 2018

Un-piss off

The act of calming oneself from aggression.

The man had to un-piss off from his aggression.

by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart September 29, 2013

wave me off

(1) To abort a carrier based landing by visually signaling to a pilot
(2) To signal or indicate to a pilot that an approach should be aborted
(3) To signal to anyone that proceeding is not going to work or is not advisable

(1) "Wave him off until we clear the wreckage off the deck"
(2) "I was trying to land during an earthquake so they had to wave me off"
(3) "I was hitting on a married chick until my wing man waved me off."

by gvseostud January 3, 2012