The Rick Friend

This term typically refers to the friend who denies plans all the time just to jork his/her peen to the thought of his/her friends

Mary: Hey johnson wanna hang out later
Johnson: no

Mary: okay
Johnson: *jorks his peen to the thought of mary bc hes the rick friend*

by jophndon June 9, 2024

sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.

Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)

by 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 December 21, 2024

Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

was sind Freunde?

The phrase a certain person uses right before losing all of their friends

"Was sind Freunde?" - EBLW
"Wir nicht mehr, jedenfalls" - Personen mit Menschenverstand

by MLP20075887 February 5, 2025

National hello kitty your friend day

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD

I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!

by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025

National air strike your friend day

National air strike your friend day is one day out of the year were you get to air strike your friend and don’t be responsible for you air striking your friend and you don’t face any consequences, punishment

I drone strikes my friend on National air strike your friend day and I’m not facing any consequences at all because you don’t when you drone strike your friend on national air strike your friend day

by Canadian cookie February 12, 2025