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Foil Man

A super hero who like bat-man has no natural gifted talent only that to kick ass and save humanity.

Foil man discorvered his true powers whilst excessive foil in his packet lunch box gave him the perfect hero outfit.

With this destined discovery he enhanced this power by buying 4 or 5 large rols of foil and covering himslef in it, in doing so Foil Man was born.

Since creation this daring hero has fought many battles and done wonderous things, although he does not wish for these to be disclosed as his enemies may plan to avenge him.

The foil has thus gifted Foil Man with the power to reflect sunlight, fight crime and look pretty darn awesome (not to mention shiny) whilst doing so.

This courageous here has the instinct to provial, the power to procced and the willingness to repitivly offer PEANUTS?!?.

Unffortunatley i can not disperse information concerning the true identintyof the man(or woman) now know as Foil Man(yeah ok hes a man) but i can tell you, he is here to stay, until all evil has gone the fuck away!
"Dont fear, Foil Man is here"

"Jackie Chan wishes he could kick ass like Foil Man"

"dude what the hell is FMILF? Foil Man id like to f*#£!"

"and through the bioplasmisum the foil conjoined with this mortal being, and arose Foil Man protector of the rightous and damner of the doomed"
by you can call me steve May 18, 2009
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man rock

an ancient genre of music which derived from the blues era and steadily turned into the a form of hard rock music that can only be classed by this genre if abiding to the theory: if you can slouch in a chair/couch/recliner etc, put one hand down your trousers and one hand holding a tin of beer, whilst headbanging slightly and without feeling any sort of shame in doing any of these.
MAN ROCK:

Back in Black - AC/DC
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
Driving South - The Stone Roses
Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin
Enter Sandman - Metallica

Songs which you consider may also be classed as "MAN ROCK" however consult a fellow "MAN ROCK" fan before officially trying to class a piece of music as "MAN ROCK".
by thepeoplesman December 14, 2008
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Midnight man

Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and
Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?

Sam:...

Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng

Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!

Sam: yeah dude that mad
by Lucifer666k June 22, 2019
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tits, man

A phrase used; usually to show frustration.
Tits, man, that guy ate all the enchiladas.
by ilikethembeefy February 8, 2009
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kite man

The worst fuckin villan idea ever and ofcorse it's an aqua man villan
He's such a fuckin kite man
by xxxxxxXXXXXMEMELORdXXXxxx April 25, 2017
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Xan Man

A drug dealer who usually sells a lot of pills, but in the most case Xanax.
"Need drugs?, Im the Xan Man!"
by ScarLxrd April 21, 2018
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coney man

a kid that smells like a rotten sonic foot long cheese coney that was left in a hot car 4 a week then rubbed on a old t-shirt and played basketball in
man that kid smelled like straight coney man
by c-neumann October 29, 2007
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