Poop

The Peek-A-Boo Poop:

You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.

The Ghost Poop:

You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.

The Gassy Max:

You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.

The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)

The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.

The Friendly poop:

Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.

The Titanic poop:

A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:

A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
by Zzzara July 04, 2021
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it’s nasty shit that comes out of ur asshole
OMG my friend just had to poop!

omg my poop is green should i go to the doctor?

wanna eat my poop?

poop tastes INCREDIBLE! let’s eat it up for thanksgiving!

oof u forgot ur basketball! let’s just use your poop!

if pooping was a sport i would be a gold medalist
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A slimy, wet, chunk of discarded bacteria that comes out of your ass.
Kid: dad, what are you eating?

Dad: poop, want some?
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soggy mess from ur rear end!!!!!!!
"i just did a WET poop"
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A great compliment for your boss, friends, or family!
You: Hello, boss! I just wanna say, you look like monkey poop

Boss: Wow! You get a raise!
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Hard,sharp sometimes comeing out of your Butthole. Warm, mushy, and any color of the food you ate.
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When someone eats a lot and poop something green or brown
Ayo I ate a lot of kale salad today I have to poop

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