October 7

National fuck Trinity Catholic in the ass day

Person 1: Hey it’s October 7, you know what that means.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: That means we get to fuck Trinity Catholic in the ass!

by Bart Ford October 6, 2022

October 8

National Slap Your Neighbor Day!

Hey, it's October 8th! IT'S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR NEIGHBOR DAY

by Walks79 October 6, 2022

October 9

On October 9th anyone you send this to has to send you nudes

On October 9th
Boy: sends “definition”
Girl: ok “send pics”

by BBplazma October 7, 2022

October 7th

Kiss any girl who is a blonde and beautiful

You: “Hey girl come over here”
Her: “why?”
You: “it’s October 7th and I’m gonna kiss you”

by Blonde lover October 7, 2022

October 9

isha has to say yes to everything on this day

October 9
anyone:marry someone in the future
isha:ok

by ishbrahimahmed October 8, 2022

October 11th

National hug your crush day.

David: *hugs katie*
Katie: What was that for?!
David: October 11th

by UsernameIsNotAvalibe October 8, 2022

October 25

Today’s the day to text your ex. Hey, I miss you.

OMG it’s October 25. I can text my ex hey I miss you.

by Bdbdjdndndbdb October 8, 2022