Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023
Get the Lava Kingmug. King Kona is a guy who gets business done, a guy who is the big swinging dick of a future company, a guy who will never back down, a guy who keeps going no matter what stands in his way,
Hey bro, watch out king Kona is coming
Hey, don’t mess around with king Kona… you don’t want his wrath,
Hey, don’t mess around with king Kona… you don’t want his wrath,
by freshmen gang December 8, 2023
Get the king Konamug. person: hey, are you listening to for KING & COUNTRY?
person 2: of course, they're the best band in existence
person 2: of course, they're the best band in existence
by Colby/Lowen May 10, 2023
Get the for KING & COUNTRYmug. The best basketball player on YouTube. Likes to spend his time dropping bangers, exposing other youtubers or clapping some snowbunny cheeks.
by It'sExposeTime August 17, 2017
Get the King Somug. A YouTuber named Newscapepro or Cory
He is really good at bedwars,gets alot of kills,loves murder mystery and a good friend.
He is really good at bedwars,gets alot of kills,loves murder mystery and a good friend.
by Pink_Cherry_blom June 10, 2018
Get the King playermug. by Seahorses123 September 3, 2017
Get the Frag Kingmug. by Monte Love January 4, 2018
Get the king shammug.