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whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?

Abrupt interruption of friend(s) conversation to signify hot chick in the vicinity. It is typically used in unison with a slight head nod in the direction of said hottie. The interruption is KEY; regardless of how important the conversation is, all parties, male or female, must be inconvenienced enough to look before resuming conversation.

Extra "whoas" may be added for effect, up to five is customary and acceptable.
Guy #1: "So I told her to quit being crazy and looking through my phone..."

Guy #2: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?"
by tatown July 1, 2009
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omg im offended by words whut shall i do?

A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.

Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.

See also: Mom, Teacher
guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"

teacher:"What did you say?"

Guy 1:*repeats himself*

Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"

Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"
by FukUall August 5, 2009
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who do you think you are

Rhetorical question asked of or when discussing a person who is acting in an annoying, stereotypical manner or is a poser.

Rambo
Barbie
Jesus
The chocolate solder: Military.
Tinkerbell
Princess Daine
Adolf Hitler
Einstien
To female who is obsessed by her own appearence; Who do you think you are? Barbie.

To a male who is overdoing the macho; Who do you think you are? Rambo.

About a bible thumper; Who does he think he is; Jesus Christ.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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do I look like I know what a jpeg is

The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
by Hoofedtoaster96 January 15, 2021
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when you try to say something and your voice cracks
Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?
by opalescqnt December 8, 2018
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a term may use to point out an Arab person or a stupid dick who dosent look western.
dude #1: i would like to bomb my self.
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?

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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?
by Yogev [AKA Yogi] February 17, 2008
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Where do you live? (eifo ata chai)

A term in Hebrew which is used to clarify to someone that he is awkwardly not up to date, it also suggests that that someone has no friends whatsoever. It is accompanied by a patronizing look on the face of the one who says it.
Dude 1 : dude! John and Susan broke up!
Dude 2 : man..where do you live..? they broke up last week.
by Zedsdead August 28, 2005
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