A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.
"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."
by King12401 July 31, 2022
Get the Politician Poopmug. The deer pellet poop-tiny balls of poop
The restaurant poop-you dont want this thing within a mile of your home
The undie poop-this thing needs to come out of you but you deny it the glory. It's the kind of poop that you can feel it coming out of your ass but can't get to a toilet
The wet one-this things coming out of your ass wether you like it or not
The reluctant poop-this does not come out of your ass
The foot long-nope. its not from subway, but it sure is a sight to see. This poop comes out of your ass after you've been camping for a week and haven't pooped since you left. This thing is massive. It looks like an elephant poop. It's a foot long spiral
The I'm at a friends house poop-fuck. I clogged the toilet
The Willie Wonka-tastes great
The Mexican poop- it's a spicy one
The restaurant poop-you dont want this thing within a mile of your home
The undie poop-this thing needs to come out of you but you deny it the glory. It's the kind of poop that you can feel it coming out of your ass but can't get to a toilet
The wet one-this things coming out of your ass wether you like it or not
The reluctant poop-this does not come out of your ass
The foot long-nope. its not from subway, but it sure is a sight to see. This poop comes out of your ass after you've been camping for a week and haven't pooped since you left. This thing is massive. It looks like an elephant poop. It's a foot long spiral
The I'm at a friends house poop-fuck. I clogged the toilet
The Willie Wonka-tastes great
The Mexican poop- it's a spicy one
by Jellow October 26, 2020
Get the Poopmug. Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
Get the Don't Touch The Poopmug. by Big Chungs April 9, 2024
Get the Poop and buttmug. by FiddlingNinja November 26, 2019
Get the Poopsmug. A Brown substance made of the stuff that you have previously eaten and it is usually dropped into a toilet.
by Anonymous 5 6 7 1 April 16, 2021
Get the Poopmug. 