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fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022
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by CrypticCurrency June 4, 2022
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FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
by Seaserpant June 5, 2022
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by TTV StxrmyAU June 5, 2022
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You get to play this game for a long time unless you screw up so bad you get disqualified. Disqualification isn't painful unless you deserve it. Some people lose this game on purpose. Some don't mean to.
Eighty-year-old woman smiles at her granddaughter. "Look at you, Judy! You're so lucky you're young and get to play the game of life for a long, long time." Judy looks at her mother. "Mom, is she senile or something?
by I make Definitions Bree December 7, 2021
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What’s the point of life if you get birth but die anyways? #AWESOME #LETS DIE!
Life is pointless.
by Question man123 December 8, 2021
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Bubble of Life

Ejaculating into somebodies nasal cavity and they proceed to blow a snot (sperm) bubble with it.
Wow, Mary did the Bubble of Life with Angus last night.
by Stovejot December 13, 2021
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