by WakandanCow October 24, 2019
Get the Joemug. We're supposed to start work down on the river today.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,
'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,
'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.
I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
by Death Menace September 12, 2023
Get the Waitin' on Joemug. 
by qwwewasesasrdsdrtdszsdfrdsxdft May 19, 2022
Get the Joe mamamug. Polish-American singer songwriter who famously proclaimed "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHRIST DAN! THAT WAS ME SAYING HOW THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY IS MOSTLY PRETTY MUCH GAY PEOPLE, IN CONCEPT. DID YOU NOT FUCKING READ HOW I SAID "The T in LGBTQ stands for transgender people and the Q stands for people who are questioning their gender or sexuality,"? What the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU?!! EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY I'M ARGUING FOR I'VE MADE CLAIMS AGAINST!!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE STILL TRYING TO CONTINUE THIS STUPID ARGUEMENT! I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO ARGUE WITH YOU! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!"
by PolarTem February 20, 2022
Get the Not-Joemug. by Riv61 May 15, 2022
Get the Joe Bromug. by Top shagger 123 November 19, 2019
Get the Joemug.