Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
by anonymous March 8, 2024

a brown substance from the anus
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop
green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea
nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea
fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop
green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea
nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea
fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper
by pookiesgramma November 4, 2017

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”
by ball.sucker February 19, 2024

by Mr. Beanbottomboi October 14, 2020

by Testicunator May 27, 2024

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Mastubating while taking a shit
by Lance Biggerstaff November 6, 2017
